ash's reviews/thoughts
currently playing: kazumi totaka - wii message board gallery (photo channel)
s&box has reminded me how much of a dick garry newman is
fuck you, i won't do what you tell me! even if it's what i had told you i was gonna do!
2026-05-14
sonic cd - 9/10
an acquired taste, but once you acquire it, you want to stop at nothing to hoard it
2026-03-19
sonic the hedgehog 2 (mega drive) - 8/10
reprise, this time we want not just breakneck speed, but break-the-camera speed!
2026-03-17
super mario bros. 2 (usa) - 5/10
who'd have known, the black sheep of the bunch is forgotten for a reason?
2026-01-22
sonic the hedgehog 4: episode 1 - 6/10
i must have hit my head decently hard. i think this game do game good
2026-01-03
god of war (2018) - dnf
genuinely everything wrong with modern gaming, especially sony's output, and i'm not kidding
2025-12-31
brush burial: gutter world - 6.5/10
a sandbox of interesting ideas marred by clumsy implementation, saved by gender envy for the protagonist
2025-12-23
superhot - 6/10
super. hot. soup is. hot. every time i cleared a level i got the reward of stimming
2025-12-17
sonic robo blast 2 - 9/10
by the mania, for the mania, but not mania, because it's robo blast 2 you idiot
2025-12-13
ultrakill - dnf
a very harsh reminder that i am in fact disabled and i am unable to engage with the things i loved
2025-12-08
super mario world - 7/10
it's good, sure, but i look at it funny for what it's come to stand for
2025-12-06
metroid prime 4: beyond - dnf
a disappointment 18 years in the making. but enough about what my family said to me when i came out
2025-12-05
sonic pocket adventure - 6/10
if snk had sonic on their console why hasn't he appeared in king of fighters thatd be fire. oh uh the game's good yeah
2025-12-05
angel island tour - 8/10
srb2 in minutes. that's a joke for people who watched roger's old videos, all like two of us still alive
2025-12-04
super mario bros. 3 - 5/10
this guy fucking sucks at mario. in this video we can see a player so atrociously bad at mario that he almost gets himself killed multiple times a second.
2025-12-02
sonic mania - 9/10
sends me into a mania that taxman and stealth made kino and then sega told them to never cook again
2025-12-02
super mario 3D all-stars - 2/10
otherwise known as: ash gets vindicated for their deep distrust of nintendo post-wii u
2025-12-01
mario kart world - 6/10
i hope nintendo sees a doctor for their open-world fever sometime soon
2025-10-19
yakuza restored - 9/10
hey when that dogshit english dub isn't on this game is actually fire
2025-10-18
hollow knight - 8/10
the first time in my life i have thought "maybe bugs are okay actually"
2025-09-22
sonic colors - 6/10
i'm going to the one place uncorrupted by other playable characters... SPACE!
2025-04-27
children of the sun - 8/10
came out of nowhere and blindsided me with good shit. much like a sniper in a sense
2024-09-07
hotline miami - 6/10
i'm not entirely sure that i get it but its a haze of semi-fun violence
2024-08-28
puyo puyo tetris - 7/10
my beautiful wife appears to have driven me insane by being better than me
2024-07-26
no more room in hell - 5/10
dude whoever put the patrick bateman skin as a preinstalled asset in the game and not a mod, thank you. you are the reason we got a whole night out of this shit
2024-07-05
half-life 2: episode two - 7/10
i'm sure they'll finish up the story sometime before apes retake the earth
2023-12-30
half-life 2: episode one - 4/10
you're lucky you're paired with some of the best games of this era because holy shit who invited you
2023-12-27
like a dragon gaiden: the man who erased his name - 9/10
my partners had to try to console me for genuinely two hours as i manically sobbed my eyes out after the ending of this game
2023-11-23
inscryption - 10/10
the best deckbuilder with incredible plot to boot. also one of the first games i played for my wife i love you honey <3
2023-06-09
the beginner's guide - 10/10
davey wreden demonstrates that the stanley parable's yin does have a harrowing yang
2023-06-06
the stanley parable: ultra deluxe - 10/10
davey wreden is a fucking madman elevated by kevan brighting
2023-03-29
